When I was waiting for my turn to choose new frames at the eye clinic, I was getting a little antsy. There was a long wait because were only two girls working and they really were diving into the details and making sure everybody was getting exactly what they wanted. I knew that when it was my turn, I would get that same attention and time as, but I was getting impatient. Then I though about what Billy would have done.
First, he would have been attracted to the bendy plastic glasses that you might have seen on the St. Jude commercials. “WHAT is THIS!?” He would have to put them on, of course! Then he would prance down the aisle between the mens and womans selection, randomly grabbing frames from their perch on the wall, putting them on and give me any of the million vogue poses he had and - a different pout for each different pair!!!